SHIPROCKED 2017 – STEP RIGHT UP

I'm curious as to what you guys would love to have in your collections if eidos were to make more lok merchandise. I want a friggin Soul Reaver! Not that stupid Frost Cutlery (or whoever) ripoff that was like 3 feet long with stupid ruby eyes and a metallic two dimensional skull! Someone needed to be TKed into a wall multiple times for that one! (Or have a 6'x6' block pushed on them!) No, I want a real Soul Reaver! With or without an imprisoned soul. Actual length (yes, its big and heavy and awkward) with a childs skull on the cross guard! (Too morbid? Maybe a chimp skull then? They do have some long canines!) I would happily have the worst day ever by cutting my arm off while showing off my "Cadaverous Laceration!" (And possibly reaving my soul)